Anti-wrinkle cream, hair dye, sideways sipping straws… the list goes on for products to “reduce aging.” Everywhere you turn, there is another message to tell you to stop aging, but why? Well, for...

I want to be a good person. So, I walk my dogs after school and try to show up to my shift on time. Good people talk to their friends when they're upset and go to local non-commercial coffee shops, so...

“Huh, freaky,” I thought to myself as the credits rolled to season one, episode one of the show “Yellowjackets”. It was a Friday night, and my dad and I had sat down to finally begin the show that...

Turn the TV off? Nah, turn that TV on! In past years, it felt impossible to find a new show to watch, and if there were one, it would be limited to one season with only 10 episodes. But recently, every...

Uh oh! Here comes the joke police to tell people how to be funny or whatever. At least, that's how I feel writing this. But my point isn't actually to tell you what jokes you can or can't make. I guess...

I don't feel like writing this story. Every time I think about it, the process, the planning, I just feel no urgency at all. But that's the whole problem, isn't it? There are two days until spring break,...

For almost the last two years, it feels like I have been consistently seated in the torn-up leather recliner of a theater or the dog hair-covered cushion of my couch, all to watch the new shows and movies...

2014, the ice bucket challenge circulates the internet. 2015, same-sex marriage is legalized. 2016, Donald Trump is elected president. 2018, the royal wedding. 2020, Covid-19 pandemic. In 2021, Joe Biden...

Has a friend ever thrown out a funny insult during a conversation? Have you seen a  TikTok post about being a “big back” while ordering food? Most of the time, these jokes are supposed to be interpreted...

It is Friday, the end of a long week. Spirits are high, and a catchy song plays as you make your way to your next class. The music raises the mood of everyone in the building, and it makes your classes...

Imagine someone following you into a coffee shop as you’re trying to get your daily iced latte. You turn around, and someone with an eager stare in their eyes is right behind you, holding one of your...

  Students associate certain colors with certain classes. When you think of your classes, have you ever envisioned a color to go with that class? Most likely you have, and if you’re an opinionated...

The Metea Theater Drama Club had their kickoff on Aug. 26 and had their auditions for the fall and children’s play in the following days. But due to such an advanced schedule compared to the previous...