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Sushi and Steph scrutinize Republican debate

[quote]By Sushmitha Suresh (Online Writer) & Stephanie Sorich (Profiles Editor)
Graphic by Sushmitha Suresh
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7:20- Sushi: Apparently, no one has weaknesses. Except for Trump, but we knew that.

7:22- Steph: Not even five minutes in and Fiorina has brought up the Trump burn… Kudos to her, though.

7:23- Sushi: Ooh! The Clinton bashing has begun! My favorite part.

7:24- Steph: Trump gets the first question of the night… Shocker. Someone build a wall and keep him out of this debate please and thank you. Or make him build it.

7:27- Sushi: Dr. Carson talking about when he puts all of the facts down on his fiscal policy we’ll understand…. Why not put down the facts now?

7:28- Steph: Everyone is a wonderful and nice and mature politician until it comes time to listen to a question.

7:31- Steph: Trump helps us by pointing out the organization of the line. #KasichOnTheEnd

7:33- Steph: It’s times like these that I miss Anderson Cooper.

7:39- Sushi: And Rubio comes in with the second Clinton insult of the night!

7:40- Steph: I’d rather be watching Criminal Minds right now, honestly. I think I’d learn far more about problem solving from them.

7:44- Sushi: I forgot that Rand Paul was on stage.

7:45- Steph: Ted Cruz is currently my FAVORITE for bringing up the fact that we need to talk about issues. But then I remember he read “Green Eggs and Ham” to his children during a 21 hour filibuster. Passion is passion, I guess.

7:49- Sushi: Christie’s concentrating face is very scary.

7:50- Sushi: The Clinton mention count is up to three, folks!

7:52- Sushi: Huckabee… did you really have to make the fat man joke? Did you not see my Dear Fat People Article? You should spend more time on Metea Media.

8:00- Steph: Dearest Trump, saying “I’m not blaming [insert candidate here]” when you call someone out or insult someone is the equivalent of saying “no offense.” It doesn’t help.

8:05- Sushi: Clinton count = five.

8:06- Sushi: “I’ll give them a warm kiss.” – Jeb Bush; we’re getting a little intimate in here.

8:06- Steph: So I’m in AP Government and we’re supposed to fill out a sheet with four different issues from the POV of four different candidates but this debate is so spotty I’m unable to finish it. Politicians, help ya girl get some extra credit please!

8:10- Sushi: Rubio coming in clutch with the self-promo. I feel that. Subscribe to my youtube channel, TheSushiMohnster!

8:14- Sushi: Clinton count = seven and we’re at two tragic back stories.

8:17- Sushi: I would like to add that every time Carson speaks, Stephanie and I look at each other with the most confused looks on our faces.

8:26- Sushi: Clinton count = eight. This is getting tiresome.

8:29- Steph: Rand Paul’s hair makes me sad and uncomfortable.

8:29- Sushi: But, at least he’s talking about what he’s going to do about the Fed. Him and his sad, uncomfortable hair.

8:32- Steph: Huckabee’s use of metaphor tonight would get him a 3 on an AP essay.

8:32- Sushi: Huckabee is as red as Trump right now.

8:33- Steph: Huckabee just became JIM WEBB PART TWO #DontCutMeOff #IWantMyTime, and we all saw how that went for Webb… #RIPWebb #AlwaysMissYou #ButNotReally

8:33- Sushi: Huckabee just asked the country to cure all the diseases. All of them. Just go, now. That’ll solve everything.

8:34- Steph: Half expecting and half really really hoping Lincoln Chafee shows up and says “Can I run here pls?”

8:39- Sushi: Kasich… people can’t overdose on marijuana.

8:43- Steph: Never been so happy for a commercial… My fingers are so tired.

8:49- Sushi: Clinton count = nine!

8:52- Sushi: Finally, we’re talking about college tuition! Something I am currently stressing out about and will stress out about for the next 15 years, probably.

8:55- Steph: Sushi and I will now take a several minute hiatus while they talk about sports. #Why

8:55- Sushi: Dear Chris Christie, thank you for stopping the sports talk. Love from, Sushi and Stephanie.

8:59- Steph: Rand Paul ignores a question while the camera cuts quick to Chris Christie and Ted Cruz having a good giggle on the side.

As much we’d love to say we won’t stop giving our opinions… We’re so glad this means we can say goodbye to Ben Carson and Donald Trump for the night.

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Sushi and Steph scrutinize Republican debate